Ghost Town Theo

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

HELLO!

I am Theo for starters.

Any/all - Aro/grey ace - American - Autistic

HEY —> :3

I enjoy music, rebloging a lot of things, cooking, and riding/learning about public transit. My chosen sport is field hockey and I crochet a lot. There is no pattern to my reblogs, it’s mostly art, things I deem important, and fandom stuff.

My Spin is MASH!

DNI IF you’re: a map/pedo, homophobic, a terf, racist, aphobe, ableist, pro-life, a trump stan, engage in cancel culture. YOU WILL BE BLOCKED!!

Love who you love, eat what you can, kill our corporate overlords, have as many abortions you want, kink belongs at pride, sex workers are cool, eat the rich, and live ur life to the fullest. You’re doing great and I appreciate you! ٩( ᐛ )و

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funny ways to say “middle of nowhere”

in most languages there’s an expression with ass-something/in the ass(hole) of the world, where God or satan lost their shoes, but here are other funny ones I saw under this post

  • 🇩🇪German: where Fox and Hare bid each other good night - Wo sich Fuchs und Hase Gute Nacht sagen
  • 🇨🇿Czech: Where foxes bid good night to one another - Kde si lišky dávají dobrou noc
  • 🇩🇰Danish: where the crows turn around - Hvor kragerne vender on Lars diarrheas field/on the field of Lars Shitpants - På lars tyndskids mark
  • 🇳🇴Norwegian: far damn from violence - langt pokker i vold, “huttaheiti” (gibberish)
  • 🇸🇪Swedish: out (there) in the spinach - ute i spenaten,“tjotaheiti” (see above, maybe originally from Tahiti)
  • 🇪🇸in Spain: in the fifth hell/pine tree - En el quinto infierno/pino,  where Christ lost the sandal/hat/lighter - Donde Cristo perdió la alpargata/gorra/mechero
  • 🇹🇼in Taiwan: where birds don’t lay eggs and dogs don’t shit - 鳥不生蛋狗不拉屎的地方 
  • 🇵🇱Polish - where dogs barks from their ass - gdzie psy dupami szczekają, where crows turn around -  Gdzie wrony zawracają
  • 🇮🇹(north?) Italian: in the ass of the world/ in assland - in culo al mondo/ in culonia/culandia 
  • 🇦🇺An Australian colloquialism is “gone to whoop whoop” or “in the middle of whoop whoop’
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In Polish we have another cool one which is „Where the devil says goodnight” - „Gdzie diabeł mówi dobranoc”

The Polish version of Witcher 3 actually has a pop up telling you just that if you get too close to the edge of the map.

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My friend from 🇬🇧 UK asked me where is “bumfuck”, so I’m adding it here.

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My friend from 🇬🇧 UK

asked me where is “bumfuck”, so

I’m adding it here.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

bookshelfdreams

🇩🇪 we also say “in Buxtehude” which, growing up, I thought was just a funny nonsense name for a nonsense location

but it’s an actual town in lower saxony

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Round 3: Match 18 of 32

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Danny Phantom vs. Bob Ross' Joy of Painting

Danny Phantom

Bob Ross' Joy of Painting

See results

Propaganda as submitted by YOU, in initial entries, tags, and reblogs:

Danny Phantom:

Beaten so far: The Sandman, Anne with an E

  • "Stupid idiot teenager DIES is mutated and is transcoded"
  • "God the phandom on this site is insane"
  • "This show ended over 15 years go, and yet the phandom has been going strong ever since!"
  • "please consider all the hard work of the phandom keeping danny phantom alive on tumblr"
  • "the Danny Phantom Phandom is full of rabid gremlins who are mostly also spiteful, stubborn queers, so. This vote's for them."
  • "The sheer fact of the Wes Weston thing - where the Phandom took a screenshot of an unnamed background character, gave him a name and backstory, and started including him in about 1 out of ever 3 of Danny Phantom fanfics I've ever read? In like, 2014 or so I think? Yeah, the Phandom Goranchov'd before Goncharov."
  • "we've made up so much about these characters and this world that it's hard to remember what's canon anymore. If that doesn't make it Tumblr's favorite fandom what does?"

Joy of Painting:

Beaten so far: Wizards of Waverly Place, Bluey

  • "Rip everyone that's not Bob ross"
  • "PBS childhood classic"
  • "Joy of painting is so helpful to relax"
  • "I could seriously watch Joy of Painting for HOURS and not be bored."
  • "Did you know that he's actually painting a journey? Look it up online its a really cool video to see all his paintings together!"
  • "Is this even a contest? Bob Ross all the way."
  • "bob ross is tumblr culture"
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Anonymous asked:

i think some people aren’t realizing the mulch works because the mulch BECOMES the soil, that’s why it’s so universal. rot is just incredible, shout out to the forces of decomposition. can’t wait to meet ‘em.

systlin answered:

Back when I worked at a greenhouse I heard some people complain that they had to buy more wood chip mulch or straw every year to re-apply it.

And yes! Good! It’s working! The soil microbes and fungi are Feasting and turning that wood into humus! That humus is now becoming soil full of bio available nutrients for your plants…and the things in the soil…to feast on! Go to the county landfill they chip up trimmings into FREE woodchips stop buying the stuff here that costs $2.99 a bag! Talk to some tree care companies they’ll be delighted to dump waste chips in your yard for you!

If your neighbors are Fools and rake up and discard leaves, grab that shit and use that too! And their grass clippings! Steal all that sweet sweet plant matter and let it rot into YOUR soil and enrich it! All Hail Rot, the one true god, which makes life on this ball of rock possible!